To start things off, let's focus on a little 3 year old who I am thankful for in my life. In fact, there are many days where I have to repeat how thankful I am for him, over and over and over. It's either do that or send him to the zoo. I tell Dan that Landon has his daddy's mind because if he had my mind he would be too lazy to do some of the things he has done over the last few weeks. I have been jotting his antics down...here are a few highlights:
*taking cup fulls of water from the toilet and pouring them out onto the carpeting in his bedroom...we figured it was at least 2 toilet bowls full (probably 2 gallons?) soaking into his carpet. Dan walked in when he was mid-pour. Not sure who was more shocked, Dan or Landon.
*pulled out the towel holder from the wall in the bathroom and put the screws down the drain
*poured out all of Simon's baby bath down the drain
*pulled off all the toilet paper from a brand new roll because he "needed a telescope."
*took the van keys down into the basement "to unlock the bathroom door." Reference the first few items as to why we lock our bathroom doors (thankfully he remembered where he put the keys otherwise I am sure we would still be looking for them)
*made a make-shift stairway with his dresser drawers so he could reach up on top of his dresser to turn on his light and turn the c.d. player on full blast.
*collected all the Hi-Ho Cherry-O cherries to put in his pockets. Found a few hanging around the drain in the bathroom...pretty sure a few are making their way to the ocean.
*Apparently gave himself a semi-swirly by sticking his head in the toilet.
*left childcare on Sunday with two pocket fulls of playground pebbles. When I asked him what he had in his pockets he said "I don't have any rocks in my pockets."
*flushed aforementioned pebbles down the toilet
*stuck a pinto bean up his nose in Sunday School...twice.
*repeatedly (at least once a day) turns on the neighbor's outdoor spigot to "make grass soup."
*And the coup-de-grace happened just yesterday when I was helping Landon go potty before his nap time.
Me: Landon, buddy, why do you have a little bit of poo-poo on your undies.
Landon: I don't know. I didn't go poo-poo in the garden.
Excellent.
Yes, I am very thankful for Landon. He has showed me many other things to be thankful for...
*washing machines
*Oxi Clean and bleach
*bathroom door locks
*absorbent towels
*Homeowner's insurace
*chocolate, lots and lots of chocolate
My friend LL at Vitafamiliae had this shirt posted on one of her blogs...thinking this would be a perfect Christmas gift!

As you can see, he does a lot of crazy things, so it's easy to forget. You forgot that I walked in 2 nights ago to him sitting on the sink and he says "I didn't go potty in the sink". If you haven't caught on to the pattern he says "I didn't..."and proceeds to say exactly what he DID do. Oh well, at least he didn't go on the floor :)!
ReplyDeleteOh, too funny, and I'm sure, frustratingly cute. Thanks for the mid-afternoon laugh! I definitely had to cover my mouth from laughing out loud a few times.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see him (and the trouble he gets into)--and the rest of you all, of course--at Christmas!
You know how I keep a "book" on the things the kids do? I think Landon would have volumes of "books" :) Love the stories!!
ReplyDeletehe has a fascination with water and toilets... do i see a future plumber??
ReplyDeleteAh, boys. Girls may be more expensive in the long run, but boys make the numbers add up in the 2s and 3s. It's all the plumbing bills and replaced keys...
ReplyDeleteI SO want one of those shirts! And Landon's antics are just hilarious! What an honest boy you have, always coming out with the truth right away (even if it is preceded by "I didn't....). :)
ReplyDeleteI love it! My favorite is "i don't have any rocks in my pockets" You are one busy momma and it sounds like he keeps you on your toes :) That stage is so challenging yet great at the same time. You will be so glad you have that all written down!
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